Feb 112019
 

Every Tuesday I host First Chapter First Paragraph Tuesday Intros sharing the first paragraph or two of a book that I’m reading or plan to read soon

Feel free to join in by posting your own FCFPTI and linking below

We're All A Mess, It's OK: A collection of funny essays and one-liners about the struggles of everyday life by [Lyle, Amy]

We’re All A Mess, It’s OK by Amy Lyle

My First Date And A Sluggish Toilet

When I was sixteen, Jeff Jordan asked me out on a date. He had just recently come off full-on orthodontics headgear at the beginning of the school year and people had not yet caught on to his smokin’ hotness. My mother dropped me off at his house (the nicest house in our town) to have dinner. After drilling his parents for ten minutes about the “activities” allowed in their home, she made SEVERAL points about how the parents were responsoble for not allowing me to be in any situations that would jeopardize my chast state as one day I would be taking sanctioned marriage vows. Oddly, she agreed to allow his parents to drive me home.

  30 Responses to “First Chapter First Paragraph Tuesday Intros:
We’re All A Mess, It’s OK by Amy Lyle”

  1. I like the sound of this one, although I wouldn’t want to be that teenage girl! LOL

  2. This book is new to me, I’d like to find out more and give this a try.

  3. Sounds like an entertaining read!

  4. This book is totally new to me — the opening made me laugh.

  5. Hadn’t heard of this one Vicki, it sounds like it could be fun.

  6. Sounds like a fun read! I’ve not heard of her so I’m intrigued to find out more! Good choice!

  7. I like the sound of this one. It grabbed my attention. I would keep reading.

  8. I’ve not heard of this one either, but I’m curious about the ‘sluggish’ toilet. Guess that part wasn’t in the first part of the story. Ha!

  9. Oh dear! the sluggish toilet doesn’t sound good! This opening made me laugh, but didn’t really make me want to read on.

  10. Love that title.

  11. Sounds like a fun read, but probably one I’ll skip.

  12. This book’s new to me as well! Thanks for sharing this beginning.

  13. Sounds like a potentially funny read.

  14. Awkward, awkward!

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